1 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:33,780 TOLOBEGIA TOLOBEGIA TOLOBEGIA TOLOBEGIA, UNCENSORED AND FREE 2 00:00:33,781 --> 00:00:41,600 Where do all the people go? Take it all and see 3 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:49,900 TOLOBEGIA, TOLOBEGIA, WE LIVE IN OUR LIFE 4 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:56,260 FILLING IN REALITY, THAT'S WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT 5 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:07,607 THE LAST WEEKEND, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO IT 6 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:14,000 TOLOBEGIA TOLOBEGIA TRYING TO CONVINCE THIS COMMITTEE THAT THE 7 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:16,000 UNMITIGATED GARBAGE THAT YOU CALL TELEVISION 8 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:18,000 PROGRAMMING HAS A REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE? 9 00:01:18,001 --> 00:01:20,000 LET ME REMIND YOU, SENATOR GREEN, THAT TUNNELVISION WAS 10 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:22,000 ALLOWED TO GO ON THE AIR OVER THE OBJECTIONS OF CONGRESS 11 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:26,000 AND THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION ONLY AFTER WE FOUGHT FOR THE PRINCIPLES OF 12 00:01:26,001 --> 00:01:28,000 FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF THE AIRWAVES 13 00:01:28,001 --> 00:01:31,236 FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF THE AIRWAVES IN THE 14 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:34,000 SUPREME COURT WHERE WE ALLOWED TO COMMENCE BROADCASTING. 15 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:38,000 IN THAT LANDMARK DECISION, THE COURT WAS FULLY AWARE 16 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:42,000 OF OUR OBJECTIVES IN SETTING UP AN UNCENSORED AND 17 00:01:42,049 --> 00:01:49,000 FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF THE AIRWAVES IN THE SUPREME COURT 18 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:51,000 WHERE WE ALLOWED TO COMMENCE BROADCASTING. 19 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 IN THAT LANDMARK DECISION, THE COURT WAS FULLY AWARE 20 00:01:54,001 --> 00:02:00,000 OF OUR OBJECTIVES IN SETTING UP AN UNCENSORED AND FREE TELEVISION NETWORK. 21 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:04,000 I CAN DIFFER WITH YOU, MR. FRONTER. 22 00:02:04,001 --> 00:02:09,000 DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT THE COMMITTEE TO ACCEPT THIS SENATOR? 23 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:11,000 I WAS MERELY REPOUNTING TO YOU A HISTORY OF THE FACES. 24 00:02:11,001 --> 00:02:12,000 I KNOW THEM. 25 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,000 I CAN COME TO ORDER, PLEASE. 26 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:14,000 EARL, PLEASE. 27 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,000 EARL, WOULD YOU COME TO ORDER? 28 00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:19,000 YOU MAY HAVE ORDER IN THE COMMITTEE ROOM, PLEASE. 29 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:20,000 PLEASE. 30 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:29,001 WE HAVE LISTENED PATIENTLY TO FOUR DAYS OF YOUR PREPARED TESTIMONY. 31 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:34,000 AND NOT ONCE HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED TO DEFEND THE CONTENT OF 32 00:02:34,001 --> 00:02:37,272 YOUR PROGRAMING OR THE QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISING 33 00:02:37,273 --> 00:02:42,000 THAT YOU YOU ACCEPT FROM QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISERS. 34 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:46,000 NOW, IN FACT, NOWHERE HAVE YOU ACKNOWLEDGED THE FACTS 35 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,000 WHICH POINT TO HOW YOUR FREE TELEVISION, AS YOU CALL IT, 36 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 HAVE CORRUPTED THIS COUNTRY'S YOUTH, DISRUPTED SOCIAL ORDER, 37 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:59,000 AND LEFT THE OTHER FOUR NETWORKS WITH PRACTICALLY NO VIEWERS AT ALL. 38 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:05,000 TUNNEL VISION IS POPULAR BECAUSE FREEDOM IS POPULAR. 39 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:17,771 I SUPPOSE IT'S FREEDOM THAT'S CAUSED AN INCREASE OF OVER 40 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:25,000 35% MORE MURDERS, SOME -- I CAN'T READ THIS SCRIMBLING -- 41 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:29,244 FORTY-THREE PERCENT MORE BURGLARIES AND SOME 55% 42 00:03:29,256 --> 00:03:33,000 MORE PEOPLE JUST LOSING INTEREST IN THEIR JOBS 43 00:03:33,001 --> 00:03:36,000 AND QUITTING IN ORDER TO WATCH YOUR STATION ALL DAY. 44 00:03:36,225 --> 00:03:38,969 I SUBMIT TO YOU, MR. BRODER, THAT YOU HAVE 45 00:03:38,981 --> 00:03:42,000 TURNED THIS NATION INTO A COUNTRY OF SHUT-INS. 46 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,372 YOU HAVE HYPNOTIZED THE POPULUS INTO WATCHING 47 00:03:46,384 --> 00:03:50,000 YOUR BROADCAST TUNNEL VISION DAY AND NIGHT. 48 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:53,994 AS YOU KNOW, 11 YEARS OF DEPRESSION CAN CERTAINLY 49 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:57,000 BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIGHER CRIME STATISTICS. 50 00:03:57,350 --> 00:04:00,000 AND AS FOR A TREMENDOUS NUMBER OF VIEWERS, 51 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:04,000 LET ME SAY THAT I MERELY SELECT THE PROGRAMMING, MR. CHAIRMAN. 52 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:09,000 IF PEOPLE WISH TO WATCH IT DAY AND NIGHT, IT'S MERELY A REFLECTION OF OUR SOCIETY. 53 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,000 PEOPLE NEED TO FANTASIZE SENATORS. 54 00:04:12,150 --> 00:04:18,000 AND LET'S FACE IT, THIS HAS NOT BECOME A VERY PRETTY WORLD. 55 00:04:30,325 --> 00:04:34,567 ALL RIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP PHILOSOPHIZING 56 00:04:34,579 --> 00:04:38,000 AND LET THE PROGRAM SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. 57 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:42,000 NOW, WE HAVE CONDENSED A RECENT TUNNEL VISION DAY OF BROADCASTING 58 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,000 FROM MORNING SIGN-ON TO EVENING SIGN-OFF. 59 00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:51,000 TO BE FAIR, WE CHOSE THE DAY AT RANDOM AND MEREALLY CUT DOWN THE SHOWS 60 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:53,000 TO GIVE A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLING OF YOUR PROGRAMMING. 61 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,000 NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION TO THIS, MR. BROADER? 62 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:57,000 NOT AT ALL, SENATOR. 63 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH. 64 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:06,000 WE MUST HAVE ORDER IN THE COMMITTEE ROOM. 65 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:12,000 OKAY, ROLL IT. 66 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,000 THIS IS TUNNEL VISION. 67 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:16,000 GOOD MORNING. 68 00:05:16,001 --> 00:05:19,000 IT'S JUNE 1, 1985. 69 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:25,000 TUNNEL VISION, THE PEOPLE'S NETWORK, BEGINS ANOTHER BROADCAST DAY AND SIGNS ON THE AIR. 70 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:28,000 AND NOW, OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. 71 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:31,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 72 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:33,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 73 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 74 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 75 00:05:37,001 --> 00:05:38,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 76 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:40,000 STAND UP, FOR AMERICANS FREE. 77 00:05:40,001 --> 00:05:42,000 STAND 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to their demand 187 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,000 that the Israelis return to the 1977 borders. 188 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:52,000 But both England and the Dominican Republic 189 00:07:52,001 --> 00:07:54,130 have agreed to suspend terrorist attacks during 190 00:07:54,131 --> 00:07:57,000 the conference, which resumes this morning. 191 00:07:57,075 --> 00:08:00,000 We'll be right back after this message. 192 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:06,000 There have been so many books published through the ages that if you started today, 193 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:09,000 it would take you over a million years to read them all. 194 00:08:09,001 --> 00:08:13,805 But now, with Vitabrain Capsulized Library, you can consume 195 00:08:13,806 --> 00:08:18,000 in tablet form the world's great literary treasures. 196 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:22,000 At breakfast tomorrow, you could enjoy such works as 197 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,000 Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky with coffee, 198 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,000 Wuthering Heights by the Brontes with Apes Over Easy, 199 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:33,000 and Candide by Voltaire with your pruned Danish. 200 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:40,000 And by noon, you will have digested all of these great books. 201 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:43,000 So put your library in your medicine chest. 202 00:08:43,199 --> 00:08:45,000 Eat a good book today. 203 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:48,000 All capsules are complete and unabridged. 204 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:50,000 Vitabrain Capsulized Library. 205 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:54,000 It's food for thought. 206 00:08:54,599 --> 00:08:57,000 And now, here's our movie critic, Gene Scallion. 207 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:01,000 It's always a special treat to write a good review, 208 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:04,000 doubly special when it's someone who's been down for a while. 209 00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:07,000 After years of disappointments, 210 00:09:07,249 --> 00:09:09,112 director and the director of band leader Peter 211 00:09:09,124 --> 00:09:11,000 Bogdanovich has finally come up with a winner. 212 00:09:11,499 --> 00:09:15,000 A 20th century Paramount production called Beach Party 1985. 213 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:18,079 Bogdanovich has managed to capture the style of the 214 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:21,000 rock and roll beach blanket movies of the 1960s. 215 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,120 A lot of fun with hairstyles and fashions of the day. 216 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,329 We won't tell you anything about the plot. 217 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,016 We can tell you that Bogdanovich's beautiful 22-year-old actress wife, 218 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:35,000 Tatum O'Neill, steals the film with a wonderfully freezy performance. 219 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:41,000 Cast perfectly opposite Tatum is Marty Milner as the singing Coast Guard ensign. 220 00:09:41,299 --> 00:09:43,589 The highlight of the film is a wonderfully zany 221 00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:46,000 dune buggy chase which lasted an hour and a half. 222 00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:48,954 Hats off to Peter Bogdanovich bringing back 223 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:52,000 a bit of the past once again as only he can. 224 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:54,000 And now, Melanie, back to you. 225 00:09:54,001 --> 00:09:55,001 Thank you, Gene. 226 00:09:55,549 --> 00:09:57,000 And now, here's Melanie. 227 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,001 Thank you, Gene. 228 00:09:58,449 --> 00:10:01,121 The UN General Assembly met today to censure 229 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:04,000 Israeli aggression on the tiny island of Ibiza. 230 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:08,000 The six remaining members of the world body voted four in favor, 231 00:10:08,299 --> 00:10:13,000 one against with the U.S. abstaining and then adjourned for the Jewish holidays. 232 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:15,792 On behalf of myself, Quant O'Neill and Gene 233 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:19,000 Scallion, we wish all of you a very pleasant day. 234 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:22,455 Rock star Jerry Garcia joins host Kurt Gotti as they 235 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:26,000 stalk the wild faggot in New York's Greenwich Village 236 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:30,000 on the National Faggot Shoot, Tuesday at 7, 6 Central. 237 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 It's Morning Lesson, Spanish for Americans 103. 238 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:42,000 A university extension course for credit with Dr. Emanuel LeBoer. 239 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,060 Good, good, good days, gentlemen and ladies. 240 00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:54,500 This morning what the car is like. 241 00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:56,480 The automobile. 242 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:59,080 The automobile. 243 00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:00,929 Well. 244 00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:04,600 And if you're really late, Chevy. 245 00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:06,840 Chevrolet. 246 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:08,440 Chevy. 247 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:10,689 Chevrolet. 248 00:11:11,419 --> 00:11:13,360 Good, good, very good. 249 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,280 And the accent number 8 is awesome. 250 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,720 1955 Chevy. 251 00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:23,480 55 Chevy. 252 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,420 55 Chevy. 253 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,280 Well, very good, friends. 254 00:11:27,579 --> 00:11:32,280 And if this is inside, It is the tuques and rolo. 255 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:35,560 Tuck and roll. 256 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,540 Yes, yes. 257 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,340 Tuques and rolo. 258 00:11:40,539 --> 00:11:41,980 Thank you, thank you. 259 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,120 And now we have a surprise. 260 00:11:44,969 --> 00:11:46,340 The showers. 261 00:11:47,389 --> 00:11:48,389 The says. 262 00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:50,420 The showers. 263 00:11:51,069 --> 00:11:51,720 The says. 264 00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:53,560 Look, look. 265 00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:55,809 Flambés. 266 00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:58,569 Flambés. 267 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,520 A little tuberculosis. 268 00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,380 Well, well. 269 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:14,340 Real road moved. 270 00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:16,640 Roadrunner. 271 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:18,639 Beep, beep. 272 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:20,660 And now we have something special. 273 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:22,840 Reds. 274 00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:24,789 Reds. 275 00:12:25,539 --> 00:12:26,539 Reds. 276 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:41,520 I am the bean dog. 277 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:45,180 Good afternoon and thank you, friends. 278 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:03,281 This week, TV news explores the remarkable overnight rise of 279 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:07,260 Sirhan Sirhan, star of the new hit series, No Grudges Held. 280 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,160 Provocative reading in TV news. 281 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:18,320 At last, you can turn yourself into a cleaning machine. 282 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:22,885 Now, with my new Midas Touch internal cleaning 283 00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:26,620 fluid, I can get the job done in minutes. 284 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:30,000 That's right, Mrs. Purvis. Midas makes housework a breeze. 285 00:13:30,299 --> 00:13:32,320 Just pour a capful into your morning coffee. 286 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,640 You'll feel its whitening power race through your body in seconds. 287 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:40,460 Midas miracle ingredients turn you into a sanitizing dynamo. 288 00:13:41,859 --> 00:13:44,105 Everything you touch will become hospital 289 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:46,540 clean, like your husband's grimy work shirt. 290 00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,160 Or those dirty dinner dishes. 291 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:50,920 Presto, they sparkle. 292 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:54,180 It's made all the difference in my life. 293 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,900 Drink Midas Touch internal cleaning fluid. 294 00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:59,063 Caution, the Surgeon General has determined that 295 00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:01,480 drinking cleaning fluids can be hazardous to your health. 296 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:10,342 We're blindfolding Pierre Scouchet, winner of the finest cooking awards of France, home of the highest culinary 297 00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:14,300 culture of all time, to see if he can taste the difference between margarine and Mrs. Pittman's dinner bars. 298 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:17,294 So much like margarine, you'll hardly notice 299 00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:20,380 you're eating retextured herring substitutes. 300 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,900 Mrs. Pittman's dinner bars. 301 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,700 There is no difference. 302 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:30,780 There is no difference. 303 00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:35,640 Her zany fun personality. 304 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,500 Her crazy look at reality. 305 00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:43,040 Stand back now, everyone here. 306 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,720 It's the best of Marie. 307 00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:46,860 Starring Mary Tucker Thomas. 308 00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:50,580 Brought to you by Metropolitan Room Freshner. 309 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:54,380 The room freshener that smells like five great American cities. 310 00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:59,180 Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Gary, Cleveland, and Wheeling, West Virginia. 311 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:03,360 Take a vacation in your living room with Metropolitan Room Freshener. 312 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,980 And now, Marie. 313 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:15,840 Oh, hello? 314 00:15:15,841 --> 00:15:18,560 Oh, it's you, mother. 315 00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:21,280 Were you over here today? 316 00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:23,600 I thought so. 317 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:28,660 Mother, the next time you come over here to dusk, don't rearrange my furniture. 318 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:33,100 Mother, I can't talk. 319 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,479 Freddie's coming over for dinner in five minutes, and it's 320 00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:37,980 going to take me a half an hour just to find all the mushrooms. 321 00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:42,080 That's good. 322 00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:44,629 No, no, no, that's bad. 323 00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:46,320 That's good. 324 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,080 Oh, come in. 325 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:48,800 Come in. 326 00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:50,300 That's good. 327 00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:51,900 That's good. 328 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,960 That's bad. 329 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,080 Marie, what are you doing? 330 00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,920 I'm helping my mother sort strawberries. 331 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:01,680 What? 332 00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:02,740 That's good. 333 00:16:02,741 --> 00:16:05,460 That's bad. 334 00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:05,980 Honey. 335 00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:09,640 Oh, mother, look, I can't talk anymore, okay? 336 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:10,720 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 337 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:11,721 Goodbye. 338 00:16:13,024 --> 00:16:14,300 I'm running a little late. 339 00:16:14,301 --> 00:16:16,831 Marie, you said you'd have dinner ready early 340 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,500 so we could make that early show at the movies. 341 00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,420 Oh, Freddie, don't be angry. 342 00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,320 Look, I had to work late at the newsroom. 343 00:16:23,594 --> 00:16:25,460 I had an audition afterwards. 344 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,780 Oh, Freddie, I'll tell you what. 345 00:16:29,079 --> 00:16:32,540 We can grab some Chinese food on the way, and it's my treat. 346 00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:33,400 Movies, too. 347 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:34,880 Marie. 348 00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:37,720 Oh, come on, Freddie. 349 00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:43,160 Okay, it's a deal, you old wheeler dealer. 350 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,720 Come here, give me a little hug. 351 00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:46,989 Freddie, we don't have time. 352 00:16:47,265 --> 00:16:48,760 Give me just one little hug. 353 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,240 Here's an important message from your air pollution control district. 354 00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:24,400 Oh, here, let me make you more comfortable, sir. 355 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:25,401 Thank you. 356 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:29,820 Hi, I'm Nancy, one of your many street attendants. 357 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:32,700 Before you leave your house to go to your destination, 358 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:37,700 you should become familiar with the safety features of your city streets. 359 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:41,960 In the extreme unlikelihood that the smog level should reach dangerous proportions, 360 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:46,180 an oxygen unit will drop automatically from a pollution control box 361 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,360 located above your head at every street corner. 362 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,720 Do not panic or crowd. 363 00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:53,600 Simply breathe normally into the mask, 364 00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:55,049 hold your breath, 365 00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:58,040 and proceed to the next APCD box. 366 00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:00,840 This may slow down your trip a little, 367 00:18:00,841 --> 00:18:03,800 but at least you'll get to your destination live. 368 00:18:05,749 --> 00:18:08,460 Remember, use your pollution control box. 369 00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:10,380 It's a matter of life and breath. 370 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:18,480 Oh, I don't like this stuff. 371 00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:21,280 Oh, Carrie, vegetables are good for you. 372 00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:21,920 Come on. 373 00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,080 No, no. 374 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,179 I'll give you one last chance. 375 00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:27,480 Okay, son. 376 00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:29,239 I think you need to be taught a lesson. 377 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:33,040 Don't worry. 378 00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,840 I didn't just kill my son. 379 00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:37,247 I merely put him into a harmless five-minute state 380 00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:40,260 of unconsciousness with Kadel's new phaser gun. 381 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:44,600 The phaser is the new, non-violent, bloodless weapon developed by scientists 382 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,467 to break down the functions of the central 383 00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:49,000 nervous system for five minutes to five hours. 384 00:18:49,199 --> 00:18:49,800 You're just an animal. 385 00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:53,340 So many uses for the phaser, dealing with nagging wives, 386 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:57,020 a maniac, a maniac, a maniac, a maniac, a maniac, a maniac. 387 00:18:57,021 --> 00:19:01,540 Even unwanted delivery boys. 388 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:09,860 The phaser, the miracle weapon that eliminates murder one convictions 389 00:19:10,059 --> 00:19:12,440 and available in five decorator comments. 390 00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,780 Now at Nifty's. 391 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:18,780 It's time to play Remember When. 392 00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:20,580 The show that raises the question, 393 00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,936 how much will a person reveal about himself and 394 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,720 his personal life to win some lovely cash prizes? 395 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,840 And now, here's the man who shows him no mercy, Warren Weld. 396 00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:38,640 Welcome to the show. 397 00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:41,640 As you know, our contestants are chosen prior to the show 398 00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:44,900 on the basis of the most embarrassing and foolish outfits. 399 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,900 Now, Johnny, tell us who are our first two players. 400 00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:50,980 Well, Warren, he's a bagger at the AandE supermarket. 401 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:58,060 Well, how do you feel in those get-ups? 402 00:19:58,061 --> 00:19:59,560 Oh, absolutely awful. 403 00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:01,500 I never felt more embarrassed in all my life. 404 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,580 Hey, that's terrific. 405 00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:03,480 You ready to play the game? 406 00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:03,720 Yeah. 407 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,280 Take your position right now. 408 00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:09,500 Okay, now, Carl, Bridget, 409 00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,780 we're getting poured some tough ones on this game today. 410 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:13,731 We're going to ask you some questions about 411 00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:15,820 your personal lives based on our research. 412 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,940 Now, you must answer honestly, no matter how painful. 413 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,280 If you lie, our untrue answers will be picked up 414 00:20:22,281 --> 00:20:25,240 by the electrodes implanted in your scalp prior to the show. 415 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:27,540 And the lie will register on our lie detector 416 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:31,060 made by ITC, causing you a mild electric shock. 417 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,040 Remember, if you want the truth, you want ITC. 418 00:20:34,139 --> 00:20:36,540 Okay, here comes the first question to you, Carl. 419 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:37,689 Look up at our moniker. 420 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:41,060 Your father died in a fatal car accident 421 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:43,260 on April 12, 1978. 422 00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:47,380 Can you tell me the intersection where this tragedy took place? 423 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,600 Oh, God. 424 00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:49,340 Five seconds. 425 00:20:49,341 --> 00:20:51,760 Uh, state and, uh, third. 426 00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:52,300 That's right. 427 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:53,560 That's it for five seconds. 428 00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:54,600 Congratulations. 429 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,900 Now, Bridget, we turn the ball over to you. 430 00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:02,080 You were to have given birth last July to a fatherless child, 431 00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:04,940 but you miscarried and lost your baby. 432 00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:07,600 What would you have named it had it been a boy? 433 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,460 How did you... Uh, John Jr. 434 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:11,580 That's right. 435 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:12,820 That's it for five seconds. 436 00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:17,180 Named it after his father, right? 437 00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:19,220 Well... After you now, Carl. 438 00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:20,340 Here comes your question. 439 00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:23,620 You raped a young girl not long ago 440 00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:25,900 and turned her into a vegetable. 441 00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:30,400 Can you tell us what mental institution she presently is in? 442 00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:32,880 Uh, that must have been the one in March. 443 00:21:32,881 --> 00:21:33,960 No, Carl, that's not it. 444 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:37,460 Uh, uh, then it was, uh, in December. 445 00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:40,760 It was, uh, near Thousand Oaks, uh, Camarillo. 446 00:21:40,761 --> 00:21:41,980 That's it for 10 points. 447 00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:43,140 Go on, go on! 448 00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,360 Okay, Bridget. 449 00:21:44,361 --> 00:21:47,280 Time for you to catch up for 10 points. 450 00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:48,340 Here's your question. 451 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,540 After you lost that first child, 452 00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:52,140 you had another one that lived. 453 00:21:52,189 --> 00:21:54,914 However, you soon sent that child back to the 454 00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:57,620 hospital after you gave it a terrible beating. 455 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,120 Why did you beat her 456 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,060 and what did you beat her with? 457 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,600 Well, she just wouldn't stop crying. 458 00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:03,680 She was crying and crying during me. 459 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:04,280 That's fine, Bridget. 460 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,180 What did you beat her with? 461 00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:06,360 Uh, uh, a plunger. 462 00:22:06,361 --> 00:22:07,361 That's it! 463 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:16,380 You both tied up the game. 464 00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,180 Okay, now we're down to the final wire. 465 00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:19,120 Come on over here now. 466 00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,140 Audience, this is it. 467 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,480 This is the big one now. 468 00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:22,540 Remember when. 469 00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:24,680 All right, Bridget and Carl. 470 00:22:24,954 --> 00:22:26,960 For that $10,000 jackpot. 471 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,920 Remember, they say that he who cuts one first cuts one best. 472 00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:30,800 You mean fart. 473 00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:31,340 That's right. 474 00:22:31,341 --> 00:22:35,680 Okay, now you have 15 seconds to cut one before your opponent does. 475 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,960 To help, we're going to give each of you a cup of imperial coffee. 476 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:41,220 Good to the last drop. 477 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,100 All right, now you have 15 seconds. 478 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:45,160 And audience, no coaching. 479 00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:48,920 Be very, very quiet because our ITC lie detector will pick up any sounds 480 00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:51,720 which do not emanate directly from the anus. 481 00:22:52,069 --> 00:22:54,980 All right, now 15 seconds from now on your mark. 482 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,080 Get set. 483 00:22:56,939 --> 00:22:58,540 This is for $10,000. 484 00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,500 Go! 485 00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:00,560 Go! 486 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:08,740 You did it! 487 00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:09,840 You did it! 488 00:23:09,841 --> 00:23:11,880 You did it! 489 00:23:11,881 --> 00:23:15,800 And thank you for playing Remember When. 490 00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:16,760 Good night, everybody. 491 00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:21,560 This guest on Remember When's made producer Cy Steinberg's house in nearby Encino. 492 00:23:21,561 --> 00:23:23,315 Travel arrangements courtesy Mrs. 493 00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:23,720 Steinberg. 494 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,000 This is Johnny Malkin speaking. 495 00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:32,080 Each week, Charlie and his psilocybin silly family of kooky, crazy chicks 496 00:23:32,081 --> 00:23:34,700 romp through the valleys and canyons of the Hollywood Hills. 497 00:23:34,701 --> 00:23:37,180 Gags, drags, drugs, and thrills. 498 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:39,300 And an occasional scrape with the law. 499 00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:42,020 It's hilarious family entertainment at its best. 500 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,660 Watch Charlie's Girls. 501 00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,640 New this fall on Tunnel Vision. 502 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:48,920 Beautiful girls. 503 00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:54,120 They like the challenge of every new day. 504 00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:56,540 You only die once. 505 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:58,780 So why not do it as a blonde? 506 00:23:58,781 --> 00:24:02,200 Nothing can stand in that way. 507 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,580 You'll drive men wild no matter how old you are. 508 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:10,680 Be a blonde today. 509 00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:13,020 It's your last chance. 510 00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:14,660 Last chance. 511 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,800 The lovely way to die. 512 00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:23,360 Here's the young people's at the school press conference. 513 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:26,380 We're smiling at the dark. 514 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:31,880 Well, hello, all you young people. 515 00:24:31,881 --> 00:24:35,040 This week, we have another important news-making person 516 00:24:35,314 --> 00:24:36,780 who will answer all your questions. 517 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:39,920 Boys and girls, the former secretary of state 518 00:24:40,219 --> 00:24:41,845 and presently the commissioner of the National 519 00:24:41,846 --> 00:24:45,260 Basketball Association, Dr. Henry Kissinger. 520 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:51,820 Thank you very much, Ed. 521 00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:54,220 Hello, boys and girls. 522 00:24:54,319 --> 00:24:56,260 Well, well, hello, Dr. Kissinger. 523 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:59,120 Hiya, kids. 524 00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:00,160 Hiya, hiya. 525 00:25:00,161 --> 00:25:02,200 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 526 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:08,213 Now, Flavie, I'm going to leave you alone with Dr. 527 00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:10,441 Kissinger and I don't want you to give him any trouble. 528 00:25:10,479 --> 00:25:13,020 I'll be a good boy, I will, I will. 529 00:25:13,269 --> 00:25:15,300 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 530 00:25:16,199 --> 00:25:19,240 Well, who has the first question? 531 00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:20,290 Here. 532 00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:24,620 What are your true feelings about former President Nixon? 533 00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:27,480 I can honestly say 534 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:31,100 that Richard Nixon is... A colossal asshole. 535 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:33,740 Yes, a colossal asshole. 536 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:34,741 A colossal asshole. 537 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:52,720 Mr. Broder, I suppose the mocking of a former high government official 538 00:25:52,721 --> 00:25:55,741 is supposed to promote confidence in our country. 539 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:58,780 That program is completely unrehearsed. 540 00:25:59,029 --> 00:26:01,780 Mr. Kissinger's reactions were totally Mr. Kissinger's. 541 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,780 The cameras merely recorded the truth. 542 00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:10,320 Hi, I'm Pete Bogliani. 543 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:11,740 I'm running for mayor. 544 00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:15,000 You know, I like young people. 545 00:26:15,724 --> 00:26:18,961 They got a lot on their minds and they got a lot to say just like other people. 546 00:26:19,439 --> 00:26:20,959 That's why I'm going to listen to them 547 00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:22,820 because I care about people. 548 00:26:22,821 --> 00:26:24,900 And I'm running an honest campaign. 549 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,561 And with your help, I'm going to run an honest city government. 550 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,900 I listen to you 551 00:26:29,249 --> 00:26:31,020 because I care about people. 552 00:26:31,069 --> 00:26:32,140 Pete Bogliani for mayor. 553 00:26:32,289 --> 00:26:33,440 He cares about people. 554 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:39,160 Funnel vision movie matinee featuring the finest in motion picture entertainment. 555 00:26:39,161 --> 00:26:41,300 And now, today's movie. 556 00:26:41,449 --> 00:26:45,420 William Cummings was an army intelligence officer. 557 00:26:45,421 --> 00:26:48,600 They said he had one of the best minds around. 558 00:26:48,601 --> 00:26:50,680 That he had a great head on his shoulders. 559 00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:53,540 His future looked bright 560 00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:55,600 until one day during the war, 561 00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:57,480 a mine exploded. 562 00:26:57,481 --> 00:27:03,720 Thanks to modern medicine, the doctor saved Bill's only remaining body part. 563 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:04,700 His head. 564 00:27:04,701 --> 00:27:08,360 Since coming home, Bill's put his head to good use. 565 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:11,127 Together with his trusted assistant, Cooper, 566 00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:13,440 Bill has become an undercover investigator. 567 00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:16,080 The best crime-fighting team in the world. 568 00:27:16,229 --> 00:27:20,760 That is why, if there is trouble, people get head. 569 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,720 Hi. 570 00:27:24,721 --> 00:27:27,180 I'm one of the best-looking guys in town. 571 00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:29,640 Want to go somewhere and shoot the shit? 572 00:27:29,641 --> 00:27:31,740 Hey, sure. 573 00:27:31,741 --> 00:27:33,960 Where do I meet you with my gun, Pheebe? 574 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:34,960 Get lost. 575 00:27:34,961 --> 00:27:37,880 I just can't seem to get the first base. 576 00:27:37,881 --> 00:27:41,940 I've tried mouthwash and deodorant, but nothing seems to work. 577 00:27:42,139 --> 00:27:44,680 Well, don't worry about your breath and your armpits, Al. 578 00:27:44,681 --> 00:27:46,921 It's your personality that stinks. 579 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,740 Yeah, but what can I do about it? 580 00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:52,940 Al, you need new heavy changes, Ego Spray. 581 00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:57,180 It comes in 15 different personality types for your personality needs, 582 00:27:57,181 --> 00:28:01,660 including little boy, rock star, aggressive, petulant. 583 00:28:01,661 --> 00:28:02,960 You should try it. 584 00:28:02,961 --> 00:28:04,520 Then you'll have some women right away. 585 00:28:04,521 --> 00:28:05,980 The chicks will go nuts for you. 586 00:28:06,054 --> 00:28:07,054 Yeah. 587 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:07,980 Yeah. 588 00:28:07,981 --> 00:28:13,020 Hi. 589 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:16,201 Do you believe in love at first sight? 590 00:28:16,499 --> 00:28:18,640 Well, I do now. 591 00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:27,260 Your mother's passed away, 592 00:28:27,809 --> 00:28:29,400 but that's no reason to lose touch. 593 00:28:29,401 --> 00:28:32,630 Now, with your telephone company's new service, you 594 00:28:32,631 --> 00:28:36,280 can dial the other world direct for just 90 cents. 595 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:36,760 Hello? 596 00:28:36,761 --> 00:28:38,060 Mama? 597 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,680 How are you? 598 00:28:39,681 --> 00:28:41,020 How am I? 599 00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:41,700 I'm dead. 600 00:28:41,701 --> 00:28:42,940 That's how I am. 601 00:28:42,941 --> 00:28:44,000 How's everything going? 602 00:28:44,249 --> 00:28:46,180 Yeah, it's already two months since the funeral. 603 00:28:46,181 --> 00:28:47,500 Did you send a car? 604 00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:48,420 Did you send something? 605 00:28:48,421 --> 00:28:48,900 Nothing. 606 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,040 I'm sorry I didn't call you last night. 607 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,760 You're good for nothing. 608 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:52,761 Uncle Morris. 609 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:53,780 Hey, how's the food up there? 610 00:28:53,781 --> 00:28:54,800 It's boring. 611 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:58,700 I feel like it's better than I think all... Your telephone company is new service. 612 00:28:58,701 --> 00:29:01,400 It's the next best thing to being there. 613 00:29:01,401 --> 00:29:03,840 Oh, they sleep is cabbage. 614 00:29:05,239 --> 00:29:07,160 Wonderful job. 615 00:29:07,161 --> 00:29:08,020 Very happy. 616 00:29:08,021 --> 00:29:09,021 For real. 617 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,700 Recognize these people? 618 00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:14,000 They're your mothers, your fathers, your aunts, and your uncles. 619 00:29:14,099 --> 00:29:15,640 Sure, they're old. 620 00:29:15,641 --> 00:29:17,500 But I care about these people. 621 00:29:17,501 --> 00:29:21,340 I've listened to what they have to say just the way I've listened 622 00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:22,660 to what other groups have to say. 623 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:25,780 That's why I run a clean campaign. 624 00:29:25,781 --> 00:29:28,931 If you elect me mayor, I'll give you a clean 625 00:29:28,932 --> 00:29:32,240 city government because I care about people. 626 00:29:32,241 --> 00:29:33,340 Carmichael for mayor. 627 00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:34,680 He cares about people. 628 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,060 You've got to level with me. 629 00:29:44,061 --> 00:29:46,300 Mark, brace yourself. 630 00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:47,560 You're pregnant. 631 00:29:47,561 --> 00:29:51,000 He was the world's first man in a family way. 632 00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:55,320 And all he wanted to do was find the woman who knocked him up. 633 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:56,840 It had to be you, Janet. 634 00:29:56,841 --> 00:30:00,720 All the other girls had protection. 635 00:30:00,721 --> 00:30:05,700 You're a disgrace to this family. 636 00:30:05,701 --> 00:30:08,620 I warned him. 637 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,760 I warned you. 638 00:30:10,761 --> 00:30:14,160 I want to keep it. 639 00:30:14,161 --> 00:30:16,020 It's my baby. 640 00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:17,380 Mark Parker. 641 00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:22,160 He was strong and tough until he became a pregnant man. 642 00:30:22,161 --> 00:30:25,140 Uncensored and free. 643 00:30:25,141 --> 00:30:26,200 Tunnel Vision. 644 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:32,760 And now for a comprehensive look at international, national, state, and local news. 645 00:30:32,761 --> 00:30:37,240 We take you to the Tunnel Vision in-focus newsroom and anchorman, Ray Thompson. 646 00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:39,140 The fighting continues in Vietnam. 647 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:40,320 Los Angeles opens 648 00:30:40,519 --> 00:30:41,180 its first subway. 649 00:30:41,181 --> 00:30:42,480 There's a political debate. 650 00:30:42,854 --> 00:30:45,120 Our weekly edition of yesterday's Newsmakers coming up. 651 00:30:45,121 --> 00:30:47,720 Those stories and more when News in Focus returns after this. 652 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:53,700 This is our oil rig, number 32, off the coast of Santa Monica, California. 653 00:30:53,701 --> 00:30:57,140 Last year, this oil rig killed over 5 million fish. 654 00:30:57,141 --> 00:30:59,380 And we here at Axon are proud of it. 655 00:30:59,381 --> 00:31:03,760 After our research scientists discovered that fish caused coronary thrombosis, 656 00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:09,121 we decided to spill over 2,500 barrels of oil into the ocean each day. 657 00:31:09,229 --> 00:31:14,700 Since 1974, we have destroyed over 22 and a half billion of these ocean living pests 658 00:31:14,701 --> 00:31:16,720 in the name of community service. 659 00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:19,480 Fish, they're better off dead. 660 00:31:19,481 --> 00:31:22,501 That's why we're doing something about it at Axon, 661 00:31:22,679 --> 00:31:24,240 the sign of the double cross. 662 00:31:24,241 --> 00:31:29,100 Winfield Carmichael and his challenger in the mayoral campaign, Pete Bagliani, 663 00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:32,480 met today for their first in a series of scheduled TV debates. 664 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,680 here are the highlights. 665 00:31:33,681 --> 00:31:34,681 Look at this. 666 00:31:34,779 --> 00:31:38,020 The man hasn't paid a dime in taxes in the last 10 years. 667 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:41,760 That means nothing coming from a man who worked for Tojo during the war as a spy. 668 00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:42,500 I have proof. 669 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,420 Listen, look at the Pope. 670 00:31:43,421 --> 00:31:43,840 Admit it. 671 00:31:43,939 --> 00:31:45,180 You killed your wife in 79. 672 00:31:45,181 --> 00:31:45,820 You're a murderer. 673 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:48,000 This woman you call your wife is your former babysitter. 674 00:31:48,001 --> 00:31:49,180 You can't have a baby. 675 00:31:49,379 --> 00:31:51,260 You want me to tell him why you can't have a baby? 676 00:31:51,261 --> 00:31:52,320 Because you're a spanker. 677 00:31:52,321 --> 00:31:53,420 Oh, you're a spanker. 678 00:31:53,421 --> 00:32:02,760 Well, after years of controversy and scandal, the new Los Angeles subway system 679 00:32:02,761 --> 00:32:04,720 got off to a shaky grand opening today. 680 00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:07,480 Here with an on-the-scene report is Quentin O'Neal. 681 00:32:07,529 --> 00:32:10,421 The line which starts here at Melrose and La Cienica 682 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,302 and goes six blocks east to Melrose and Crescent 683 00:32:13,303 --> 00:32:16,320 Heights cost over a billion and one-half dollars. 684 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:21,940 The cars go over 500 miles an hour making the trip in slightly over six seconds. 685 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:27,880 An ironic note with the opening of this first subway station came the first 686 00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:29,900 inevitable mishap and mishap victim. 687 00:32:29,901 --> 00:32:36,540 Governor Mark Spitz said he didn't mind losing his finger. 688 00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,820 It was his nose that was hurt. 689 00:32:37,821 --> 00:32:41,860 From the new LA subway system Quentin O'Neal Tunnel Vision News. 690 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,460 There is no difference. 691 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,580 And now here with the weather 692 00:32:48,004 --> 00:32:49,460 meteorologist Carol Barnes. 693 00:32:49,461 --> 00:32:49,840 Carol? 694 00:32:49,841 --> 00:32:52,320 The weather and the word cold. 695 00:32:52,394 --> 00:32:54,840 And the news ends with an ironic note tonight. 696 00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:59,120 The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that in a head body transplant the identity 697 00:32:59,121 --> 00:33:00,640 of the person created is the head's. 698 00:33:00,641 --> 00:33:04,740 In the case of Smith or Cannizzaro against Illinois the court upheld a ruling 699 00:33:05,139 --> 00:33:08,060 that the combination of Donald Smith's head and Edward Cannizzaro's body 700 00:33:08,184 --> 00:33:09,680 is by law Donald Smith. 701 00:33:09,681 --> 00:33:12,160 Smith had claimed he was Cannizzaro and therefore 702 00:33:12,161 --> 00:33:14,401 eligible for Cannizzaro's unemployment benefits. 703 00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:18,080 And that's the news for Quentin O'Neal Carol Barnes and Russell Foren 704 00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:20,266 this is Ray Thompson asking you to tune in 705 00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:22,260 tonight for Vic Garvey and the 11 o'clock report. 706 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:25,060 Until then here's hoping all your news is good news. 707 00:33:25,061 --> 00:33:27,380 Rebecca, how's your ass? 708 00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:28,280 It's cold. 709 00:33:28,281 --> 00:33:29,860 It's really cold. 710 00:33:29,861 --> 00:33:33,653 Al is out with the flu but he has one hour to recharge a 711 00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:37,460 battery on this week's exciting emergency road service. 712 00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:39,601 How did you get this job? 713 00:33:40,069 --> 00:33:43,514 The people purged the bourgeois counter-revolutionaries 714 00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:46,421 on Mao Saturday at 9, 8 central. 715 00:33:47,479 --> 00:33:51,080 You're a woman soft, 716 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:55,800 smooth, hot in the heat of the jungle. 717 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,080 That's why you want to 718 00:33:58,279 --> 00:33:59,279 take care of yourself 719 00:34:00,049 --> 00:34:01,140 and now you can. 720 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:08,241 At last, feminine hygiene protection in a simple to use roll-on. 721 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:09,850 Touch and glow. 722 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:15,101 It contains the complete adult daily requirement of vitamins and minerals. 723 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:16,880 But not only that, 724 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,121 it's fun to use. 725 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:20,420 Touch and glow. 726 00:34:20,421 --> 00:34:26,940 Touch and glow, I love you. 727 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:34,100 And now, join the fun direct from CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. 728 00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:35,760 It's Secret Camera. 729 00:34:35,761 --> 00:34:43,696 With your host, former agency director Francis X. 730 00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:44,300 Cody. 731 00:34:44,301 --> 00:34:45,380 Hi there. 732 00:34:45,381 --> 00:34:46,739 Welcome to Secret Camera. 733 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,400 A couple of weeks ago when I wore this on the show, we got a lot of mail 734 00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:51,440 asking if this was a regular CIA disguise. 735 00:34:51,441 --> 00:34:52,800 No way, folks. 736 00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,460 We would only wear this in a real emergency, 737 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:56,421 say, in one of the underdeveloped countries. 738 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,740 Give us a little credit. 739 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,761 Okay, we have a terrific show for you tonight, 740 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:01,930 so let's get started. 741 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:03,340 Our first situation, 742 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:08,260 we sent an agent outside the gates of the Lockheed Corporation where a top-secret 743 00:35:08,261 --> 00:35:10,380 fighter-bomber is being built for the Air Force. 744 00:35:10,381 --> 00:35:12,846 Now, let's watch what happens when our man 745 00:35:12,926 --> 00:35:15,160 offers some of the security-cleared employees 746 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:18,941 money for classified information about the project. 747 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:22,120 People, people, can I talk to you for a minute, people? 748 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:22,900 Hmm? 749 00:35:22,901 --> 00:35:24,880 I want to ask you a question. 750 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:29,140 Who would like to make a quick 500 bucks by selling some government secrets, huh? 751 00:35:29,141 --> 00:35:29,840 Huh? 752 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,240 Hey. 753 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:37,380 That's it. 754 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,600 Let me see the money. 755 00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:41,920 Okay, what do you want to know? 756 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:43,901 First of all, what's your name? 757 00:35:43,945 --> 00:35:44,660 Ralph Stevens. 758 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,480 Ralph, and what's the secret code name of the project you're working on? 759 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,740 The code name is Zebra158. 760 00:35:50,741 --> 00:35:51,860 No need to whisper, Ralph. 761 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,120 Don't you recognize me? 762 00:35:53,121 --> 00:35:53,720 Huh? 763 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:54,640 Frank Sorby? 764 00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:55,300 Oh, no. 765 00:35:55,301 --> 00:35:55,920 Ah, yeah. 766 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,020 Oh, yeah. 767 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,520 Look right out there at that camera. 768 00:35:58,521 --> 00:36:00,060 Look right out there. 769 00:36:00,061 --> 00:36:00,800 Hey, look, give me a break. 770 00:36:00,801 --> 00:36:01,300 Would it, please? 771 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,120 Oh, listen, Ralph, I want you to give me a break and smile 772 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:05,820 because you're on secret cameras. 773 00:36:05,821 --> 00:36:07,500 Okay. 774 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:11,480 It's time for our innocent victim arrest of the week. 775 00:36:11,481 --> 00:36:15,307 And this week, we went to Lincoln, Nebraska, where we 776 00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:18,921 chose the name of Pat Borzak at random from the phone book. 777 00:36:19,225 --> 00:36:22,080 Here's what happened when our agents went to Pat's house. 778 00:36:22,255 --> 00:36:24,181 How was everything at the PTA today? 779 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,720 Oh, it was wonderful. 780 00:36:25,721 --> 00:36:26,340 Really? 781 00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:27,381 I just love our new house. 782 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,620 I think it's fantastic. 783 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,120 Oh, who could that be at this hour, honey? 784 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:33,121 I don't know. 785 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:34,480 Well, go see. 786 00:36:34,481 --> 00:36:35,160 Okay, thank you. 787 00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:38,260 Yes? 788 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:40,040 Pat Borzak? 789 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:40,940 That's right. 790 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,350 I'm from the Central Intelligence Agency. 791 00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:45,780 You and your wife are under arrest for conspiring 792 00:36:45,781 --> 00:36:47,640 to overthrow the United States government. 793 00:36:47,641 --> 00:36:48,641 What? 794 00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:49,960 The United States government? 795 00:36:49,961 --> 00:36:50,600 That's right. 796 00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:51,380 Get your clothes, please. 797 00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:51,620 Hurry. 798 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,760 You too, Mrs. Borzak? 799 00:36:52,761 --> 00:36:54,360 I don't believe it. 800 00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:00,420 Our agents waited ten minutes for Pat to come out of the bathroom. 801 00:37:00,421 --> 00:37:02,280 Pat? 802 00:37:02,281 --> 00:37:03,680 Honey? 803 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:06,200 I think we'd better check. 804 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:08,280 Finally, they broke down the door. 805 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,660 And guess what? 806 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:14,180 Oh, my God! 807 00:37:14,181 --> 00:37:15,560 My God! 808 00:37:15,561 --> 00:37:19,160 Golly! 809 00:37:19,161 --> 00:37:21,280 Well, Pat really fell for that one. 810 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,960 Well, that's all the time we have left. 811 00:37:22,961 --> 00:37:28,220 So until next time, be suspicious, look behind every tree, because when 812 00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:32,460 you least expect it, you may be on secret camera. 813 00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:37,120 travel arrangements on secret camera courtesy Hughes Air West. 814 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:51,300 It's the second annual Primal Scream Telethon this Saturday and Sunday. 815 00:37:51,301 --> 00:37:54,100 A 19-hour non-stop Primal Scream Marathon. 816 00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:58,721 Get in touch with your feelings and join us on our Scream for Sanity this weekend. 817 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:08,100 If you're a family on the go concerned about what you eat Tired of the same 818 00:38:08,101 --> 00:38:16,580 old burgers and fries and the horny people you meet Then come on over to our place 819 00:38:16,581 --> 00:38:26,120 where everything's deliciously great At Broadley City We're keeping it hot for you 820 00:38:26,121 --> 00:38:34,467 At Broadley City Where else can you feed a family of four For just $4. 821 00:38:34,468 --> 00:38:35,120 95 822 00:38:35,121 --> 00:38:44,720 and change Guess what we've got for you At Broadley City They're so sickening 823 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:52,280 They're so sickening Who are the dirtiest Meltyest, fungiest, fungiest 824 00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:56,557 people there could be For Broad and Sonya For Broad 825 00:38:56,558 --> 00:39:02,460 and Sonya And the rest of their disgusting Beverly 826 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:19,180 Sonya Sonya, I'm home Sonya, I'm home 827 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,260 Where's everybody? 828 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:32,420 Oh shit You've got it Where did this come from? 829 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:39,160 Obviously someone's asshole like your dog I thought he was housebroker 830 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,560 Oh he is 831 00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:49,620 But he heard your mother was coming for dinner on Sunday Very funny Sonya 832 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,880 I'm out getting hassled in the cab all day and have to come home to this 833 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:57,133 Oh Ramon You had a rough day Oh my last fare was a 834 00:39:57,134 --> 00:40:00,440 beaut The spick gets in the cab with a nigger and drag 835 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:05,380 and they have a fight over who's gonna pay the fare What happened? 836 00:40:05,430 --> 00:40:13,000 Ah the spick stabbed the nigger What a city What's for dinner? 837 00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:14,880 Ah 838 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:22,860 We're having it soon Esmeralda's still in with the customer I had fifty dollars 839 00:40:22,861 --> 00:40:26,581 when I came in here All I know now that it's out of my wallet and it's gone 840 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:30,480 You gypsies are all alike What's the matter and have a good time? 841 00:40:30,605 --> 00:40:31,980 What's the problem here? 842 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,220 Your daughter robbed me Robbed you? 843 00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:36,380 You're saying my daughter isn't worth fifty dollars? 844 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,880 You greasy kinney 845 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,720 She ain't worth a nickel 846 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,420 My fungal mats 847 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:50,240 What's wrong with the world? 848 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,061 Hi little girl Hi daddy 849 00:40:55,220 --> 00:41:05,260 Look who finally got up The sun get in your eyes? 850 00:41:05,261 --> 00:41:08,200 Oh Christ Where did the day go? 851 00:41:08,201 --> 00:41:11,760 You just went that way Please mother 852 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,020 Trade roll 853 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,100 Spansois papa How you doing Fruitcake? 854 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:21,780 Terrible I tried to score some smack today and three hell's angels bushwhacked me 855 00:41:21,781 --> 00:41:24,140 in the park You mean they whacked your bush? 856 00:41:24,141 --> 00:41:25,420 Hardly 857 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,166 They beat me with chains made me commit some 858 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:31,600 disgusting sexual acts and then they peed all over me 859 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:37,900 It was wonderful It was wonderful My son is a wonderful boy 860 00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:43,807 He's so non-violent he wouldn't harm a fly 861 00:41:43,808 --> 00:41:47,560 Unless it was open Come on what's for dinner? 862 00:41:47,561 --> 00:41:51,760 Oh I'm afraid we're just gonna have to eat out I really didn't have time 863 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,321 You know I like a good home cooked meal 864 00:41:54,590 --> 00:42:00,720 Then why do you go home to your mother you selfish prick I mean I'm out 865 00:42:00,721 --> 00:42:04,420 hustling tricks all day teaching you illegitimate thought of the ropes 866 00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:06,120 and all you can think about is your stomach 867 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:08,760 What am I supposed to think about your stomach? 868 00:42:08,761 --> 00:42:13,420 Fuck you you Romanian scumbag 869 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:25,320 Do you think that degrading ethnic minorities is funny? 870 00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:29,417 No Senator Polanski I don't But tell the truth 871 00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:33,081 wouldn't you feel more comfortable in a bowling shirt? 872 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:38,740 Mr. Chair Order I feel these kind of remarks are totally out of line Absolutely 873 00:42:38,741 --> 00:42:43,660 We must have order in the chamber I warn you Mr. Browder that we will 874 00:42:43,810 --> 00:42:50,900 tolerate no more obscene remarks Tunnel Visions The No Bullshit Network 875 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:55,087 Tune in Wednesday night for Celebrity Wrestling when the 876 00:42:55,088 --> 00:42:59,441 guest will be Jackie Kennedy Onassis Warhol Kennedy Bono 877 00:42:59,570 --> 00:43:01,060 and Sammy Davis Jr. 878 00:43:01,061 --> 00:43:03,680 There'll be plenty of action and plenty of excitement 879 00:43:03,805 --> 00:43:06,620 as Sammy and Jackie challenge the pros 880 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:14,461 I'm gonna kill you got it I've got it Rabinowitz is fast Hello? 881 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:31,780 You're a dead man, Rabbi Rabinowitz is tough 882 00:43:31,930 --> 00:43:49,380 Rabinowitz is tough Rabinowitz is a cop Hold it, Kinder New New This fall 883 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:56,900 Hey, hey, hey Mama Has this ever happened to you? 884 00:43:56,901 --> 00:44:02,560 Baby, eat I've got a sausage for you Hey, broccoli Hey, hey Hey, baby 885 00:44:02,735 --> 00:44:03,735 sit on my face 886 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,640 Well, it doesn't have to If you know how to be butch you'd learn you'd learn 887 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,061 you'd learn how to wear your hair 888 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:23,161 And how to add 40 pounds of unsightly fat to your figure How to select your clothes 889 00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:31,300 When you learn to be butch 890 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,161 nothing will ever bother you again 891 00:44:35,650 --> 00:44:41,380 Hey, can't you get it out of the bed So get tough Write for the free pamphlet 892 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,080 Learn How to Be Butch 893 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:52,060 It's Police Comics starring Lenny Benny as Lieutenant 894 00:44:52,061 --> 00:44:56,120 Jackie Tonight's episode A Sniper on the Root 895 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:10,500 Limbeck, can you hear me? 896 00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:11,640 Yeah, pig 897 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:16,070 Limbeck, this is your last chance We've got the house 898 00:45:16,071 --> 00:45:18,440 surrounded Now, you want to come out peacefully? 899 00:45:18,441 --> 00:45:21,790 This is your last warning Screw you, pig! 900 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,120 I'll never get up! 901 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,760 Okay, Limbeck If that's the way you want it Okay Send in the police comic 902 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:42,440 Now, this is really a tough one 903 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,820 He's armed and dangerous 904 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:45,220 You think you can handle it? 905 00:45:45,221 --> 00:45:48,060 Don't worry, Lieutenant Leave it to me. 906 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,060 Lambach. 907 00:45:51,061 --> 00:45:53,060 Yeah, pig. 908 00:45:53,061 --> 00:45:55,060 There were these two guys. 909 00:45:55,061 --> 00:45:58,060 Yeah? 910 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,060 One guy was a Chicano. 911 00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:03,060 Huh? 912 00:46:03,110 --> 00:46:05,060 The other guy was Polish. 913 00:46:05,061 --> 00:46:08,060 Huh? 914 00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:11,060 They jumped off the Empire State Building. 915 00:46:11,061 --> 00:46:15,060 Lambach. 916 00:46:15,061 --> 00:46:16,061 Yeah? 917 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,086 Who do you think hit the ground first? 918 00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:22,060 I don't know. I don't know. Which one? 919 00:46:22,061 --> 00:46:24,060 Who cares? 920 00:46:24,061 --> 00:46:31,060 Okay, I give up. I give up. 921 00:46:31,061 --> 00:46:33,060 All right, men. Move in. 922 00:46:33,061 --> 00:46:38,060 Well, that was good work, Lieutenant Jackie. 923 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:39,061 My pleasure. 924 00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:45,060 This is tunnel vision. 925 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:59,060 Watch the vacant lot. It's a lot of laughs. 926 00:46:59,061 --> 00:47:01,060 Sunday at 6:30, 4:30 Central. 927 00:47:05,610 --> 00:47:11,060 Hey, Leon Russell here with a unique gift idea for Valentine's Day this year. 928 00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:15,060 Say I love you with the Western Union marijuana grandma lid. 929 00:47:15,061 --> 00:47:17,060 And it's so easy. 930 00:47:17,061 --> 00:47:24,060 Just pick up your phone and your order will be sent by Y via a dealer's coast to coast. 931 00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:31,060 And you specify if you want your dope rolled, cleaned or loose. 932 00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:36,126 Your loved one will stay ripped with our beautifully 933 00:47:36,138 --> 00:47:40,060 wrapped package of doobies from Jamaica or Mexico. 934 00:47:40,061 --> 00:47:44,060 It's a together way to give a buzz to someone you love. 935 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:50,060 So this year, say hi, bye-bye, and tell them Leon's thing. 936 00:47:50,061 --> 00:47:52,060 Western Union Marijuanagram. 937 00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:57,060 Thanks, father. 938 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,060 He's a shmuck. 939 00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:02,060 He's got a look. 940 00:48:02,061 --> 00:48:05,060 And that's why his network's in last place. 941 00:48:05,061 --> 00:48:08,060 He's the king of TV. 942 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:12,060 Yeah, yeah, hall, yeah, yeah, yeah. 943 00:48:12,061 --> 00:48:17,060 Look, get me the overnights in the shares and ratings on Friday's murder mission. 944 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,060 Okay, sweetie, honey? 945 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:19,060 Yeah. 946 00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:20,060 Good, good, good, good, good. 947 00:48:20,061 --> 00:48:22,060 And then the research and testing's on the pilot. 948 00:48:22,210 --> 00:48:24,060 The killer is a murderer, too. 949 00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:27,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweetie, sweetie. 950 00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:30,060 Look, look, we gotta find something to stick in the opening slot on Sunday nights 951 00:48:30,061 --> 00:48:32,060 or the whole Sunday schedule will be murdered. 952 00:48:32,061 --> 00:48:34,060 Yeah, I love you too, sweetie. 953 00:48:34,061 --> 00:48:35,061 Okay. 954 00:48:35,210 --> 00:48:36,060 La Bistro at 12 o'clock. 955 00:48:36,061 --> 00:48:37,061 Goodbye, I love you. 956 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,060 You're beautiful. 957 00:48:38,061 --> 00:48:39,060 Asshole. 958 00:48:39,061 --> 00:48:40,061 Jesus Christ. 959 00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:43,097 Somewhere in this town, there's gotta be somebody with a show 960 00:48:43,109 --> 00:48:46,060 strong enough to kill the fucking wonderful world of Disney. 961 00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:51,060 Of course, J.R., we'll have that order for you first thing in the morning. 962 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:56,060 Believe it or not, right now, I'm going to the bathroom and closing this big deal. 963 00:48:56,210 --> 00:48:58,060 It's easy with Dispozo. 964 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:03,060 And thanks for calling any time we can be of help. 965 00:49:05,235 --> 00:49:09,060 Dispozo, the executive facility from $219. 966 00:49:09,061 --> 00:49:10,060 Murray! 967 00:49:10,061 --> 00:49:11,060 Hey, guy! 968 00:49:11,061 --> 00:49:12,060 How you doing? 969 00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:12,060 Murray, how are you? 970 00:49:12,061 --> 00:49:13,060 I'm fine, budgey. 971 00:49:13,061 --> 00:49:14,060 How you doing, huh? 972 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:14,060 Good, good. 973 00:49:14,061 --> 00:49:15,060 Nothing personal. 974 00:49:15,061 --> 00:49:16,060 Yeah. 975 00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:16,060 Well, you know, Murray, you know how I am. 976 00:49:16,061 --> 00:49:17,060 I just find the best shit that I know how and I put it together. 977 00:49:17,061 --> 00:49:18,061 Yeah. 978 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:19,060 You wear it well, too, guy. 979 00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:19,060 You know, you look terrific. 980 00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:19,060 So tell me, you're a genius, right? 981 00:49:19,061 --> 00:49:20,060 Right. 982 00:49:20,061 --> 00:49:21,060 What do you got in store for my Sunday night line-up? 983 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,061 Pitch! 984 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,160 Pitch to me! 985 00:49:23,235 --> 00:49:25,060 Murray, you better sit down because this is going to knock you right off your feet. 986 00:49:25,061 --> 00:49:26,061 Sit. 987 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,060 Okay. 988 00:49:27,061 --> 00:49:28,060 You're terrific. 989 00:49:28,061 --> 00:49:29,060 Come on, pitch to me. 990 00:49:29,061 --> 00:49:30,060 What do you got? 991 00:49:30,061 --> 00:49:31,060 Okay, Murray, here it is. 992 00:49:31,061 --> 00:49:32,060 Okay, it's called the Million Dollar Ice Cream Truck. 993 00:49:32,061 --> 00:49:33,060 It's a story about a guy who goes from town to town, city to city, selling Eskimo pie. 994 00:49:33,061 --> 00:49:34,060 Right away, you grab the kids. 995 00:49:34,061 --> 00:49:35,060 You get the kids right away. 996 00:49:35,061 --> 00:49:36,060 Okay? 997 00:49:36,061 --> 00:49:37,086 Now, we throw in a little bit of a guy, right? 998 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:38,060 All right, what do you got in store for my Sunday night line-up? 999 00:49:38,061 --> 00:49:39,236 What do you got in store for my Sunday night line-up? 1000 00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:40,060 Pitch! 1001 00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:41,060 Pitch to me! 1002 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,060 Hey! 1003 00:49:42,061 --> 00:49:43,060 Murray, you better sit down because this is going to knock you right off your feet. 1004 00:49:43,061 --> 00:49:44,060 Sit. 1005 00:49:44,061 --> 00:49:45,060 Okay. 1006 00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:46,060 You're terrific. 1007 00:49:46,061 --> 00:49:47,060 Come on, pitch to me. 1008 00:49:47,061 --> 00:49:48,060 What do you got? 1009 00:49:48,061 --> 00:49:49,060 Okay, Murray, here it is. 1010 00:49:49,061 --> 00:49:50,060 Okay, it's called the Million Dollar Ice Cream Truck. 1011 00:49:50,061 --> 00:49:55,060 It's a story about a guy who goes from town to town, city to city, selling Eskimo pie. 1012 00:49:55,061 --> 00:49:57,060 Right away, you grab the kids. 1013 00:49:57,061 --> 00:49:59,060 You get the kids right away. 1014 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,260 Okay? 1015 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,060 Now, we throw in a little bit of adult shit. 1016 00:50:03,410 --> 00:50:06,060 You know, like vasectomy or something like that. 1017 00:50:06,410 --> 00:50:09,060 And then, Murray, I'm sure we got a winner. 1018 00:50:09,061 --> 00:50:10,060 Yeah. 1019 00:50:10,061 --> 00:50:11,061 Except for one thing. 1020 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:12,110 What? 1021 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,060 We had a guy eating an ice cream cone on Son of Cannon last week. 1022 00:50:15,061 --> 00:50:18,060 Our show, which you produced. 1023 00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:20,060 Well, so what has that got to do with it? 1024 00:50:20,061 --> 00:50:22,060 Hey, don't get me into that crap. 1025 00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:24,060 I watch a damn tube 25 hours a day. 1026 00:50:24,061 --> 00:50:25,060 I know it, Son. 1027 00:50:25,061 --> 00:50:28,060 Get out of here, you fucking fucking asshole. 1028 00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:29,061 Hey, hey, look. 1029 00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:31,060 I can take this to Grand Tinker. 1030 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:32,061 Fuck you. 1031 00:50:33,710 --> 00:50:35,060 Ice cream. 1032 00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:37,060 Fucking idiot. 1033 00:50:37,061 --> 00:50:38,060 Ice cream. 1034 00:50:38,061 --> 00:50:41,060 Mr. Goldstern. 1035 00:50:41,061 --> 00:50:42,060 Yeah? 1036 00:50:42,061 --> 00:50:43,060 Mr. Milt Meadows. 1037 00:50:43,061 --> 00:50:44,060 Send him in. 1038 00:50:44,061 --> 00:50:45,060 What? 1039 00:50:45,061 --> 00:50:49,060 Murray, Murray, Murray. 1040 00:50:49,061 --> 00:50:51,060 Milt, Milt. 1041 00:50:51,061 --> 00:50:53,060 You look great, Milt. 1042 00:50:53,061 --> 00:50:54,061 Terrific to see you. 1043 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,060 You know, you're one of the best agents in town. 1044 00:50:56,061 --> 00:50:59,060 So tell me, what do you got in store for my Sunday night lineup, Milt? 1045 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,060 Pitch to me. 1046 00:51:00,061 --> 00:51:01,060 Pitch. 1047 00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:02,061 Pitch. 1048 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,060 I've got such a winner that I creamed in the cab on the way over here. 1049 00:51:06,061 --> 00:51:07,060 Pitch! 1050 00:51:07,061 --> 00:51:08,060 Pitch! 1051 00:51:08,061 --> 00:51:09,060 Pitch! 1052 00:51:09,061 --> 00:51:10,060 Pitch! 1053 00:51:10,061 --> 00:51:11,060 Pitch! 1054 00:51:11,061 --> 00:51:12,060 Pitch! 1055 00:51:12,061 --> 00:51:13,060 Pitch! 1056 00:51:13,061 --> 00:51:14,060 Pitch! 1057 00:51:14,061 --> 00:51:15,060 Pitch! 1058 00:51:15,061 --> 00:51:16,060 Pitch! 1059 00:51:16,061 --> 00:51:17,060 Pitch! 1060 00:51:17,061 --> 00:51:18,060 Pitch! 1061 00:51:18,061 --> 00:51:19,060 Pitch! 1062 00:51:19,061 --> 00:51:20,060 Pitch! 1063 00:51:20,061 --> 00:51:21,060 Pitch! 1064 00:51:21,061 --> 00:51:22,060 Pitch! 1065 00:51:22,061 --> 00:51:23,060 Pitch! 1066 00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:23,060 Pitch! 1067 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,060 Pitch! 1068 00:51:24,061 --> 00:51:25,060 Pitch! 1069 00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:25,060 Pitch! 1070 00:51:25,061 --> 00:51:26,060 Pitch! 1071 00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:26,060 Pitch! 1072 00:51:26,061 --> 00:51:27,060 Pitch! 1073 00:51:27,061 --> 00:51:28,060 Pitch! 1074 00:51:28,061 --> 00:51:29,060 Pitch! 1075 00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:29,060 Pitch! 1076 00:51:29,061 --> 00:51:30,060 Pitch! 1077 00:51:30,061 --> 00:51:31,060 Pitch! 1078 00:51:31,061 --> 00:51:32,060 Pitch! 1079 00:51:32,061 --> 00:51:35,459 the longest extension bridge in the world connecting 1080 00:51:35,471 --> 00:51:38,620 palm springs california with melbourne australia 1081 00:51:38,621 --> 00:51:42,569 this is bob stewart television news somewhere in 1082 00:51:42,581 --> 00:51:46,460 the south pacific an irish center is accused of 1083 00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:50,406 murder on animal lawyer sunday at 9 8 42 central 1084 00:51:50,418 --> 00:51:54,540 it all started in 1965 and soon there were hundreds 1085 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:57,578 and thousands of them a youth culture who proposed 1086 00:51:57,590 --> 00:52:00,700 an alternate lifestyle drugs pickup trucks communes 1087 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:06,300 and filth with their by words today just 20 years later only two of them remain 1088 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:20,761 a look at the remnants of a dead dream on the 1089 00:52:20,773 --> 00:52:24,860 last hippies a tunnel vision late night special 1090 00:52:24,861 --> 00:52:27,776 thursday at 3 a.m 2 a.m central really okay so dig 1091 00:52:27,788 --> 00:52:30,540 it so like i'm thinking okay man if the dude is 1092 00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:33,048 that heavy they're like you know why mess with it 1093 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,580 can you see where i'm coming from oh really heavy 1094 00:52:35,581 --> 00:52:41,340 for sure man for sure man for sure for sure man for sure dig it 1095 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:50,502 and now for a look at world national and local 1096 00:52:50,514 --> 00:52:54,380 news direct from the tunnel vision newsroom 1097 00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:58,283 it's the 11 o'clock news with dick garvey good 1098 00:52:58,295 --> 00:53:02,540 evening welcome to in focus news i'm dick garvey the 1099 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,088 race for mayor is wide open tonight in that both 1100 00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,660 candidates democrat pete bagliani and republican 1101 00:53:07,661 --> 00:53:10,992 winfield carmichael have withdrawn from the campaign 1102 00:53:11,004 --> 00:53:14,220 bagliani was indicted this evening on 17 counts of 1103 00:53:14,221 --> 00:53:16,451 first-degree murder and is in the l. 1104 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:20,380 a county jail carmichael also indicted this evening on charges of 1105 00:53:20,381 --> 00:53:23,654 misappropriation of funds and espionage president 1106 00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:27,020 signs four new bills details when tunnel vision 11 1107 00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:43,728 o'clock news continues following this nothing 1108 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:47,740 is more embarrassing than a nervous breakdown 1109 00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:53,091 especially if it's you hi i'm chevy chase last year 1110 00:53:53,103 --> 00:53:56,940 over 40 000 americans suffered the disgrace and 1111 00:53:56,941 --> 00:53:59,737 humiliation of total emotional collapse their 1112 00:53:59,749 --> 00:54:02,620 dignity forever shattered many could have been 1113 00:54:02,621 --> 00:54:05,448 saved simply by heating these five early warning 1114 00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:08,300 signs you have a mental problem if you call your 1115 00:54:08,301 --> 00:54:11,886 mother for a date have an urge to sleep at wayne newton's 1116 00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:15,180 house wet your child's bed walk into a hell's angels 1117 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:19,764 bar and yell all you biker suck actually believe that 1118 00:54:19,776 --> 00:54:23,660 you can make a difference if you have any of these 1119 00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:32,060 symptoms contact your local doctor think it's a long way back 1120 00:54:35,865 --> 00:54:38,549 in a historic precedent president eisenhower signed 1121 00:54:38,561 --> 00:54:40,940 into law today a bill that makes language lab 1122 00:54:40,941 --> 00:54:43,516 mandatory for all americans over the age of 18. 1123 00:54:43,528 --> 00:54:46,060 you have 10 days to register under the new law 1124 00:54:46,061 --> 00:54:49,088 for a choice of french spanish or esperanto which 1125 00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:52,140 must be taken in twice weekly three-hour sessions 1126 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:55,331 the vietnamese american community of great neck 1127 00:54:55,343 --> 00:54:58,060 long island the suburb of new york city took their 1128 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,835 school district to court today seems the gooks 1129 00:55:00,847 --> 00:55:03,660 have protested that the busing of their youngsters 1130 00:55:03,810 --> 00:55:06,823 to hartford connecticut there's a lot of action at 1131 00:55:06,835 --> 00:55:09,740 the forum tonight where in the second period the 1132 00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:12,411 knicks are leading the lakers 46 to 32 we take 1133 00:55:12,423 --> 00:55:15,340 you for a direct report from the nba's only player 1134 00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:19,367 announcer number 19 big brian amish well michaels 1135 00:55:19,379 --> 00:55:23,420 michaels has got the ball he's had a terrific game 1136 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,728 just a terrific game looking for somebody to pass 1137 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:28,060 to and he's passed it to me and i've got the ball 1138 00:55:28,061 --> 00:55:30,820 buchowski's on me at polack strip me twice already 1139 00:55:30,832 --> 00:55:33,660 right i go i'm going to make a move i can't pass to 1140 00:55:33,661 --> 00:55:36,056 anybody i think what i'm going to do is fake right 1141 00:55:36,068 --> 00:55:38,620 and go right down that middle here i go right there's 1142 00:55:38,621 --> 00:55:42,681 my fake and here's my fake and here i go i'm up oh i got 1143 00:55:42,693 --> 00:55:46,620 hit down in pain i've been terrible pain oh my god i'm 1144 00:55:46,621 --> 00:55:49,928 out for the year i can't believe it's my ankle and 1145 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:53,260 goddamn buchowski's trainer ross breaks looking at 1146 00:55:53,261 --> 00:55:56,688 my legs oh i can't believe the pain the championship 1147 00:55:56,700 --> 00:56:00,140 hopes of the team rest on my ankle what do you think 1148 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,556 what do you think i'm alright i'm okay james 1149 00:56:04,568 --> 00:56:08,700 i'm okay where's that bukowski oh that he's got 1150 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:15,168 son of a son of a son of a bitch limping to the 1151 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:19,180 foul line personal foul two shots jesus if that 1152 00:56:19,181 --> 00:56:22,719 bukowski hits me again i'll kill him back to you 1153 00:56:22,731 --> 00:56:25,474 ray well our own scandals here in l. 1154 00:56:25,475 --> 00:56:28,717 a reminds us of some from yesteryear after a difficult 1155 00:56:28,729 --> 00:56:31,580 investigation tunnel vision tracked down former 1156 00:56:33,195 --> 00:56:37,137 president richard m nixon who's now living in a 1157 00:56:37,149 --> 00:56:41,020 small house in the compton area of los angeles 1158 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:47,228 good morning yeah tunnel vision news here oh man 1159 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,940 look i gave it to all last night no no no so you 1160 00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:53,522 don't understand now we're looking for uh we're 1161 00:56:53,534 --> 00:56:56,460 looking for somebody who uh we're looking for richard 1162 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,300 m nixon is he at home oh no no dick dick not here 1163 00:57:03,312 --> 00:57:07,100 man he's not here oh can you tell me if the former 1164 00:57:07,101 --> 00:57:09,336 first lady is at home no no she's not home here 1165 00:57:09,348 --> 00:57:11,740 but as a matter of fact she doesn't even live here 1166 00:57:11,741 --> 00:57:14,177 anymore uh why is that a long time well what 1167 00:57:14,189 --> 00:57:16,860 happened to it well uh they had an argument over 1168 00:57:16,861 --> 00:57:19,229 the bathroom see dick spent a lot of time in the 1169 00:57:19,241 --> 00:57:21,820 bathroom and uh that was the reason she left because 1170 00:57:21,821 --> 00:57:24,040 she couldn't ever get a chance here's bathroom 1171 00:57:24,052 --> 00:57:26,380 and and uh i just had a big argument who you sir 1172 00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:30,377 well i'm joe man i i stay here this is my pad i 1173 00:57:30,389 --> 00:57:34,460 see uh uh what is your relationship with mr nixon 1174 00:57:35,470 --> 00:57:38,450 uh it's just bad man i mean the guy is uh it's a 1175 00:57:38,462 --> 00:57:41,580 nuisance man you know he gets around here and like 1176 00:57:41,805 --> 00:57:43,440 i say he spent three-fourth of the time in the 1177 00:57:43,452 --> 00:57:45,100 bathroom if you're not doing that he's sitting 1178 00:57:45,101 --> 00:57:47,464 around going over speech you know loud talking to 1179 00:57:47,476 --> 00:57:49,900 everybody and it's pitiful man but the only reason 1180 00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,408 he's standing here because he's paying the rent i 1181 00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,940 see well you all remember that tragedy last month 1182 00:57:54,941 --> 00:57:58,064 when kenya exploded its first nuclear device well 1183 00:57:58,076 --> 00:58:01,340 today poland became the 112th nuclear power when it 1184 00:58:01,465 --> 00:58:05,386 successfully tested a 50 megaton device in downtown 1185 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:09,100 warsaw when asked about the wisdom of dropping a 1186 00:58:09,225 --> 00:58:12,520 nuclear bomb on such a heavily populated area president 1187 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:15,660 gorky kapusta said that's why we dropped it at night 1188 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:19,619 u.s ambassador to poland mason reese says the blast 1189 00:58:19,631 --> 00:58:22,460 will restore national pride which has been low during 1190 00:58:22,461 --> 00:58:25,666 the last five years of famine and on that optimistic 1191 00:58:25,678 --> 00:58:29,020 note this is big garvey speaking for the entire tunnel 1192 00:58:29,021 --> 00:58:32,620 vision news team wishing you very very pleasant good evening 1193 00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:37,999 uprising in portugal scheduled to start 7 a. 1194 00:58:38,011 --> 00:58:41,788 m tomorrow tune in for the pre-war show with 1195 00:58:41,789 --> 00:58:45,660 joe gorgonzola at 6 45. let's go shoot up 1196 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:49,888 recently this station broadcast an editorial deploring 1197 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:53,900 the leniency of the courts in cases of sexual deviance 1198 00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:57,277 here in rebuttal is rc call known exhibitionist 1199 00:58:57,289 --> 00:59:00,300 and frequent patron of the venus adult theater and 1200 00:59:00,301 --> 00:59:04,087 bookshop society has long held that the deviant 1201 00:59:04,099 --> 00:59:08,140 is excuse me do you mind if i move a little closer 1202 00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:13,968 there now i can see you better as i said society 1203 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:18,140 has long held that the deviant is a freak an outcast 1204 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,820 are you wearing tight clothes do they show off your body 1205 00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:31,100 what i mean is equality is something that should be for all people 1206 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,180 how does your bicycle seat smell after a hard day's ride huh 1207 00:59:39,155 --> 00:59:43,260 what i mean to say is that society has long made a mockery 1208 00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:49,980 i will give 25 to a woman who will sell me her used pantyhose 1209 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,361 a little girl would you like a piece of candy 1210 00:59:53,373 --> 00:59:55,820 huh somebody step on me in their spike heels hey 1211 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,732 hey look at this you want to take a look huh how 1212 00:59:58,744 --> 01:00:01,260 about it golden shower huh have you ever heard 1213 01:00:01,261 --> 01:00:06,220 that term golden shower huh somebody just pee on me pee on my chest 1214 01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:10,193 pee on my chest right now shit on my face huh come 1215 01:00:10,205 --> 01:00:12,780 on would you like to do that i can show you a good 1216 01:00:12,781 --> 01:00:15,572 time this has been a rebuttal to an editorial 1217 01:00:15,584 --> 01:00:23,900 transcripts are available by writing tunnel vision uncensored and free tunnel vision 1218 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:28,052 delicatessen owner serves his own tongue to save 1219 01:00:28,064 --> 01:00:32,300 money your phone call decides his fate on you the jury 1220 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,334 july 4th at 2 o'clock around 12 30 central it's not 1221 01:00:36,346 --> 01:00:40,060 old vision at midnight presents another 10 round 1222 01:00:40,061 --> 01:00:43,571 knockdown drag out concert your chance to hit 1223 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:47,340 the hit makers sock the rockers roll the rollers 1224 01:00:47,341 --> 01:00:53,020 and beat the band direct from madison square garden it's a big beat 1225 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:11,580 ladies and gentlemen 1226 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:24,540 have a big round of applause for roggy ruth rooster makes me eat his knuckle sandwich 1227 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:43,580 he uses his own fish he makes me eat his knuckle sandwich clears down 1228 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:54,620 okay tight walkers here he is frankie segway 1229 01:01:55,660 --> 01:02:01,236 she gets too hungry yeah she likes the theater 1230 01:02:01,237 --> 01:02:09,340 but she never ever dig way she's never fun 1231 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:59,332 The End Convert. 1232 01:03:03,072 --> 01:03:07,380 The church is changing. 1233 01:03:07,381 --> 01:03:15,320 And now, as a community service, Tunnel Vision presents Suspects Wanted. 1234 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:20,060 Here's Goucher, former head chef of Le Grand Boucher, Paris, France. 1235 01:03:20,061 --> 01:03:23,560 Wanted internationally on 93 counts of breaking and entering. 1236 01:03:23,910 --> 01:03:26,242 He is blindfolded and carries a piece of bread, 1237 01:03:26,254 --> 01:03:28,400 and he is believed to be mentally deranged. 1238 01:03:28,401 --> 01:03:31,140 The Pep Boys, Manny, Moe, and Jack. 1239 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,655 Wanted on numerous counts of grand theft for their sensational 1240 01:03:34,667 --> 01:03:38,080 1981 robbery of the L.A. Coliseum during a Rams-Viking game. 1241 01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:40,737 The boys stopped the action and demanded that 1242 01:03:40,749 --> 01:03:43,180 all 83,000 fans throw down their wallets. 1243 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,117 Which they quickly collected and stuffed in a getaway car driven 1244 01:03:47,129 --> 01:03:50,760 by 24-year-old former Maharishi G, a.k.a. the perfect driver. 1245 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:55,433 Former politician Pete Bagliani for his daring escape from Folsom State Prison 1246 01:03:55,445 --> 01:03:59,340 after assaulting two guards and killing fellow inmate Winfield Carmichael. 1247 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,789 If you have any information leading to the whereabouts of these 1248 01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:05,940 suspects, call or write Tunnel Vision, Hollywood, California. 1249 01:04:05,941 --> 01:04:11,080 Tunnel Vision, the no bullshit network. 1250 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:16,540 And now, Tunnel Vision, the people's network, signs off the air. 1251 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:20,000 On behalf of the staff and management, we bid you good night. 1252 01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:49,980 On behalf of the staff and management, we bid you good night. 1253 01:04:49,981 --> 01:04:51,829 Mr. Rotor, how do you feel now that the Senate 1254 01:04:51,841 --> 01:04:53,701 Committee has voted in favor of Tunnel Vision? 1255 01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:56,020 Relieved, vindicated, terrific. 1256 01:04:56,021 --> 01:05:00,620 Mr. Rotor, sir, what are your plans for the future of Tunnel Vision? 1257 01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:04,120 Well, I hope we can continue to make television that people will watch. 1258 01:05:04,121 --> 01:05:04,840 Oh, yeah. 1259 01:05:04,841 --> 01:05:07,100 Mr. Rotor, how do you choose these shows? 1260 01:05:07,350 --> 01:05:09,800 Well, if I'm watching it, my ass begins squirming. 1261 01:05:09,801 --> 01:05:10,600 I know I've got a winner. 1262 01:05:10,601 --> 01:05:14,160 No, no, actually, there's a whole committee of people. 1263 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:42,078 We repeat, Christian A. Broder, the media genius who founded 1264 01:05:42,090 --> 01:05:45,880 and served as the president of Tunnel Vision, is dead. 1265 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,220 Victim of a mad assassin's bullet. 1266 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,660 Capital police are still pursuing his murderer who escaped after the slaying. 1267 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:54,420 Broder was 35. 1268 01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:59,200 Fire Minister Yistak Robbins, speaking from Israel's European headquarters in Paris, 1269 01:05:59,201 --> 01:06:02,480 said that it's been confirmed that Israel has agreed to sell 1270 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:05,620 50 more Mitzvah jets to the People's Republic of Vietnam. 1271 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:16,595 The infant identification program celebrated its first anniversary early today with the birth 1272 01:06:16,607 --> 01:06:20,520 at exactly 12 midnight of 7-pound, 3-ounce Carla Jane Rose, legally known as 6700-129834. 1273 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:26,140 Our congratulations to the proud parents of 6700-129834. 1274 01:06:26,141 --> 01:06:29,360 Well, New York City has a new owner tonight. 1275 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:34,813 He's Japanese businessman Mitsu Soni, who had bought it from Arab financier 1276 01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:38,600 Muhammad Abdul, who had bought it from Wall Street wizard Mo Green. 1277 01:06:38,601 --> 01:06:41,960 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1278 01:06:41,961 --> 01:06:43,140 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1279 01:06:43,141 --> 01:06:45,700 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1280 01:06:45,701 --> 01:06:46,700 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1281 01:06:46,701 --> 01:06:47,640 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1282 01:06:47,641 --> 01:06:48,820 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1283 01:06:48,821 --> 01:06:50,700 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1284 01:06:50,701 --> 01:06:51,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1285 01:06:51,621 --> 01:06:52,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1286 01:06:52,621 --> 01:06:53,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1287 01:06:53,621 --> 01:06:54,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1288 01:06:54,621 --> 01:06:55,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1289 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:55,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1290 01:06:55,621 --> 01:06:56,560 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1291 01:06:56,561 --> 01:06:58,620 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1292 01:06:58,621 --> 01:07:03,280 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1293 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:19,280 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1294 01:07:19,281 --> 01:07:21,280 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1295 01:07:21,281 --> 01:07:23,280 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1296 01:07:23,281 --> 01:07:25,180 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1297 01:07:25,181 --> 01:07:27,300 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1298 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:49,960 Soni plans to turn the city into a Shinto retreat. 1299 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:55,040 Hi, does this look good to you? 1300 01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:57,400 This is television of the future. 1301 01:07:57,401 --> 01:08:03,500 And here's a sneak preview of the new shows you'll see on Tunnel Vision, 1985. 1302 01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:10,200 On Mondays, laugh it up with the best of Marie. 1303 01:08:10,201 --> 01:08:11,640 Just one little hug. 1304 01:08:11,641 --> 01:08:12,640 Oh. 1305 01:08:12,641 --> 01:08:14,740 Stand back. 1306 01:08:14,741 --> 01:08:18,279 Everyone here comes Marie. 1307 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:22,340 Followed by, knocked up and on the run, the pregnant man. 1308 01:08:22,341 --> 01:08:29,680 It's hilarious family entertainment with those cut-up cuties on Charlie's Girls. 1309 01:08:29,681 --> 01:08:31,020 Whoo! 1310 01:08:31,021 --> 01:08:32,439 Romanian scumbag. 1311 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:37,640 Then, catch the scintillating wit and warmth of Ramon and Sonia. 1312 01:08:37,641 --> 01:08:42,620 It's rib-tickling humor at its best. 1313 01:08:42,621 --> 01:08:45,920 That was good work, Lieutenant Jackie. 1314 01:08:45,921 --> 01:08:46,580 My pleasure. 1315 01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:50,700 Buzz with the fuzz on Police Comic. 1316 01:08:50,701 --> 01:08:56,800 Then, join our in-focus news team of crack reporters in the field and in action. 1317 01:08:56,801 --> 01:08:57,899 Let's go shoot up. 1318 01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,899 Tunnel Vision. 1319 01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:02,899 The gnome bullshit network. 1320 01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:09,899 Watch game shows where the contestants will do absolutely anything for money. 1321 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:11,399 This is for $10,000. 1322 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:11,899 Go! 1323 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,399 Go! 1324 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,899 It's a fun-filled blast and a half. 1325 01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:24,899 See epic blockbuster movies made especially for Tunnel Vision. 1326 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:27,899 I won't tell you anything about the plot. 1327 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:28,899 Direct from Matt. 1328 01:09:28,900 --> 01:09:30,899 It's the Rolling Star. 1329 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,899 On Saturday night. 1330 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:33,899 Hi. 1331 01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:34,899 I'm Chevy Chase. 1332 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:35,899 Chevy. 1333 01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:37,899 Chevrolet. 1334 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:40,899 Learn wetback English and evade the border patrol. 1335 01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:46,899 Stalk the wild faggot in New York's Greenwich Village on the National Faggot Shoot. 1336 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:52,899 So this year, say hi, bye-bye, and tell Leon things. 1337 01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:55,900 Western Union Marijuanagram. 1338 01:09:55,901 --> 01:09:59,900 Thanks, Bob. 1339 01:09:59,901 --> 01:10:00,900 Tunnel Vision. 1340 01:10:00,901 --> 01:10:01,900 Tunnel Vision. 1341 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:02,900 Tunnel Vision. 1342 01:10:02,901 --> 01:10:07,900 Dealing in reality. 1343 01:10:07,901 --> 01:10:11,900 That's what life's about. 1344 01:10:11,901 --> 01:10:14,900 This is Tunnel Vision. 1345 01:10:14,901 --> 01:10:16,900 I can show you a good time. 1346 01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:17,900 I can show you a good time. 1347 01:10:17,901 --> 01:10:18,900 I can show you a good time. 1348 01:10:18,901 --> 01:10:19,900 I can show you a good time. 1349 01:10:19,901 --> 01:10:20,900 I can show you a good time. 1350 01:10:20,901 --> 01:10:21,900 I can show you a good time. 1351 01:10:21,901 --> 01:10:22,900 I can show you a good time. 1352 01:10:22,901 --> 01:10:23,900 I can show you a good time. 1353 01:10:23,901 --> 01:10:24,900 I can show you a good time. 1354 01:10:24,901 --> 01:10:25,900 I can show you a good time. 1355 01:10:25,901 --> 01:10:26,900 I can show you a good time. 1356 01:10:26,901 --> 01:10:27,900 I can show you a good time. 1357 01:10:27,901 --> 01:10:28,900 I can show you a good time. 1358 01:10:28,901 --> 01:10:29,900 I can show you a good time. 1359 01:10:29,901 --> 01:10:30,900 I can show you a good time. 1360 01:10:30,901 --> 01:10:31,900 I can show you a good time. 1361 01:10:31,901 --> 01:10:32,900 I can show you a good time. 1362 01:10:32,901 --> 01:10:33,900 I can show you a good time. 1363 01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:34,900 I can show you a good time. 1364 01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:35,900 I can show you a good time. 1365 01:10:35,901 --> 01:10:36,900 I can show you a good time. 1366 01:10:36,901 --> 01:10:37,900 I can show you a good time. 1367 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:38,900 I can show you a good time. 1368 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:39,900 I can show you a good time. 1369 01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:40,900 I can show you a good time. 1370 01:10:40,901 --> 01:10:41,900 I can show you a good time. 1371 01:10:41,901 --> 01:10:42,900 I can show you a good time. 1372 01:10:42,901 --> 01:10:43,900 I can show you a good time. 1373 01:10:43,901 --> 01:10:44,981 I can show you a good time.